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For all those nutters who have never experienced the wonders of Pingu and his friend, Les the seal, now's the time to start.
Pingu lives in an igloo with his parents Beasty and Busty and his sister/brother, Pinge. He enjoys nothing more than a game of fish tennis with Les, or eating trout whilst standing on stilts. His other hobbies include turning his beak into a stupid, orange trumpet and honking.
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Beasty and Busty
Beasty and Busty were hand-picked from thousands of contestants on a swedish game show called 'Which Of These Penguins Should Be Allowed To Mate', hosted by Ulrika Jonsson. Beasty got his name from his giant.......beak, and Busty got hers because she really resembles 'Busted' lead singer 'Charlie'. When Busty was asked the question 'What do you go to school for?' she replied 'I go to ask out David the air hostess from the year 3000 who sleeps with light on, but he said no.' |
The history of Pingu
Pingu started life as a mear sperm, but his journey since then has been nothing short of extraordinary. His troubles began when he was only an egg when his father accidently dropped him in some boiling water. He soon realised his mistake and Pingu escaped with only minor brain damage. Pingu's mishaps continued however and at the age of 6, he tried to use the toilet, but missed by miles and p*ssed all over the shower curtain! From there, his life journey went through, drugs, booze and birds. He lost his virginity at the age of 13 but soon found it under his bed. At 15, he managed to get into a nasty fight with a yeti and suffered a broken beak. His trumpet impression gradually changed to trombone, french horn and finally tuba as he went through puberty. Nothing else of note has happened in the 2 months that have passed since. |
Les the seal
Les the seal is a very good friend to Pingu and Pinge. He once helped Pingu with an ice-pack after he had been hit right in the snowballs with a soaring salmon thrown by his teacher Frosty the snowman. He also enjoys baby penguins and entertains them by balancing a tuna on his nose. List of Pingufans! Ash Fowler, Bradley Paterson, Ted Lamb, Alex Whittaker, Mark Turney, Andy Fitzjon, Jon Spry, Ash Hodgetts!!
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